As I was sitting in Starbucks today, I noticed a bad smell - kinda of like dog poo. It wouldn't go away. Eventually, I checked my shoes, and there pressed into the sole of my left shoe was the offender. Fuckity fuck fuck.People. Pick. Up. Your. Dog. Shit.
Thank you for listening to Joanne's public service announcement.
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Yep, that's nasty. And what's the socially acceptable method of dealing with this problem? Do you leave it on until you get home? Do you try to find something sharp to scrape it off? Do you go outside and scrape your feet on the ground, like a chicken? In any case, very yucky and embarrassing.
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