Japanese Prank

My first reaction: NO FUCKING WAY.

Enjoy video number 2.

Japanese Pranks

OMG. Hilarious.

Trippin'

Can't even begin to describe how funny this is.

Stuff

Howdy partner,

Haven't heard from you in while. Hope everything is well. Here's a little something that I found. Check out this show. Maddie watches it and I'm addicted so I was thrilled to find this site. Let me know what you think. Hope to hear from ya soon.

Radio Free Roscoe

NKOTB 4ever

Brought a tear to my eye. Enjoy!

BEHIND THE MUSIC PART 1 DEPECHE MODE

I love you David...and if my shared brain is functioning I think my Trish loves you too! Or are you a Martin girl?

Blue Rodeo in Montreal

Her girl Trish is the only one that Joanne knows that would appreciate this as much she does. And although Joanne hasn't seen Blue Rodeo in concert four times, she did have the opportunity of meeting Jim Cuddy and Greg Keelor when they came to Cornwall way back when. Joanne would also like to inform Trish that she usually only refers to herself in the third person to emphasize a particular point or occasionally to annoy or entertain her friends. That's all that Joanne would like to say at this time. She thanks everyone for reading.

Blame it on the Rain

I was also surprised to find out that you didn't know about my little Jim Cuddy infatuation. I've been a fan since my brother Mike took me to see them when I was 12. Mind you, I don't admit this to just anyone. Now you know my secret. If you EVER tell anyone, the bright orange may become, once again, reality. You have been warned.

Now, I must say that it is not fair to tease me with your little scoop. How do you expect me to sleep at night when there is a piece of gossip out there that I am unaware of?

I'm glad you posted that pic. It's not the most flattering one of me, but when I see it, I get that giddy feeling back. That was a good night. I will remember it for a long time. Speaking of which, have you spoken to Rob lately? What's up wit dat?

I'm taking the day off tomorrow. I can't even stand being at that place. One month left until Christmas holidays during which I will re-evaluating my life, big time. I just wish I had someone in my life to help me make those decisions. I'm not good at making up my own mind.

Well, that's it for now. Will post again later.

In the meantime, here's a little treat.


P.S. Since when do you refer to yourself in the third person?

Girlfriend in a Coma

Funny when you said you were a bit insulted I felt hands tightening around my neck and I swear my feet lifted of the ground. I also saw flashes of a bright orange colour. Any idea why?

Blue Rodeo is really your favourite band? Do we really share the same brain because I didn't know that.

Interesting news on the homefront. But that will have to wait for a phone call.

And to end the post a funny picture of both of us. I makes me laugh - and I need to laugh because Joanne has done too much crying in the past 24.

If You Don't Know Me By Now

Joanne. I must admit that I am a bit insulted by your challenge. Please don't make me guess a song by my FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME. I saw them in concert 4 times and know all the lyrics to their songs. Next time, I expect you to be a bit more creative.

So there :P

I'm running very late this morning so I don't have time to post my thoughts about your relationship situation. Will post more tonight.

Bullet Proof

So my date with Chuck. It was wonderful and horrible in equal parts. It's like looking at a piece of the most delicious of cakes and knowing that you can never eat it. (I would have used the carrot analogy but really who craves carrots? Let's be real here.) I like Chuck. I think he likes me. But I know without a shadow of a doubt that it could never really work. The characteristics that attract me most, his ambition, his drive are exactly those that would make our relationship impossible. He works until 12:30 at night on a regular basis. He goes on business trips to China and Vietnam one or twice a month. And he is set on doing so for at least the next year of his life. I can't understand that. I would never sacrifice that much for my career. Never. Aside from feeling a little sad knowing that things will never develop between us, I enjoyed our date. He's interesting and funny. We always go to great restaurants where we eat wonderful Chinese food and gab for a couple of hours. What is better than that? I've no idea when we'll see each other again but I guess I'm ok with that (Are you buying that?). I'm willing to accept the fact that I'll only see him a few times a year (Right). I say that as though I have a choice. HA. Like my Memere says "Tu ne choisis pas avec qui tu tombes en amour." (She probably said in better French mind). If you could, like would be a lot simpler.

What God has in store for me I don't know. I just know that I have to be patient and trust that I'm following the path I'm destined to. Does this sound too...I don't know...religious? Regardless, this is the only thing that's keeping me from thinking that I'm going to be completely alone forever. Something I try to tell myself that I'm completely ok with, but the truth is I'm so not.

Enough of that. Need to focus on ze positive.

So Bullet Proof - is a song from which Canadian artist, my Trish?

I will leave you with a blog that is quite funny and makes you feel good about not having a boyfriend: My Boyfriend is a Twat. Be sure to check out the 'Quotes by Twat' section. They are priceless.

Wade Robson Sexy Back

Thought you might enjoy this Trish - this is the guy that choreographed the Sexy Back dance on So You Think You Can Dance (the mummy one too). He's amazing! This is him dancing to Sexy Back during one of his shows. Enjoy.

Hold on

Sorry it took me so long to post. Been pretty crazy here. Ok, first, I would like to suggest a new theme for our little project here. I propose that the title to our posts has to be the name of a song. For example, the title of this post is "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips. Let me know what you think.

Ok, now down to business. I guess I'm too late to reassure you about your date with Chuck. If I wasn't, I would have told you not to worry about your little cold sores. Minor detail. I know it seems like a major dilemma, but that's because you're not feeling well. If you're self-conscious about something, it makes it even more obvious and uncomfortable. As for your period, I guess it wasn't meant to be (for the time being, anyway). Next time, you'll plan ahead.

I know exactly what you mean when you talk about sudden crying outbursts. The same has happened to me lately (except I was watching Grey's Anatomy which is a little more justifiable). I think it boils down to an accumulation of pent up emotion; good and bad. Didn't you find that you felt better afterwards. Kinda like a breath of fresh air. I wouldn't exactly classify that as "Neuroticism". (Why the hell is it telling me that the spelling is wrong?!?!?!)

I hope that your "date" went well. I haven't heard from you so I'll take that as a good thing. (No news is good news, right?)

Anxiously awaiting your next post. In your spare time, check out this cool web-site:
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Speaking of Ugly

Don't be disappointed but this isn't going to be my top ten Tetes a Claques entry. I'm going to make you wait a little bit longer for that one. (I promise it will be up by Monday and since you know me so well that means by Friday or there abouts. No but really I'll try for Monday.)

So it's the morning before my 'date' with Chuck. Can it even be called a date? I don't know but I'm freaking out. Could he have picked a worse time to decide to see me again? NO. I'm still sick. My TWO cold sores are just about gone but you can still see them. UGLY 1. My eyes are burning and blood shot. Bought some Visine this morning though - so hopefully that helps. so UGLY 1/2. And to top it all off, I started my period. So NEUROTIC X5.

An example if you will of the NEUROTICISM - My friend Russ gave me the latest episode of Heroes to watch (I decided not to go to Gaspanic last night because I felt like complete ass.) and the first episode of Ugly Betty (Have you seen this show Trish?). A show that he has been trying to get me to watch for a few months now. I've refused to watch it until last night because I know when Russ tells me that I'll love a show I know it will be instant addiction for me, two words for ya: VERONICA MARS. Needless to say I lucking foved it!! I cried through the whole thing but I loved it. (I finally get to the neurotic part.) This is not a sad TV show Trish. It's funny. Hilarious really. But I sobbed through the whole bloody thing. Why? Because I was pre-menstrual, that's why. This is the first time this has happened to me. Sure I've teard up at Bell commercials and maybe the occasional Heritage moment ad but full on sobbing, no. It is the stress of seeing Chuck after 14 months? Is it the fear of putting myself out there again? The thought of being hurt again is not one that I relish. Once bitten, twice shy, ne. So I'm all excited about seeing him again but I'm also reticent. The possibility that I won't see him for another 14 months again is very real. So why bother right? Why am I putting myself through this? Well, because I missed him and I like spending time with him. So this entry must end because I have exactly one hour to get ready for my date with Chuck -

Wish me luck! (BTW I'm sure you've already checked out Surfing 50 States right?)

Trish's Top Ten Tetes a Claques Quotes

10. Moi j'sus quoi la? J't'un ta-ta? Eh? Enweil le ta-ta. J't'un beau 'ti ta-ta.

9. Ben woyons donc. C'est quoi ca. C'tu un reglement d'la ville?

8. J'ma t'donner la moite de mon grille cheese, pi tu sacre ton camps, ok?

7. J'm'en va t'chercher avec ma BM la. On va s'parker juste en face la. Fuck le ticket la. Pis on va faire a semblant de s'parler avec nos Blackberry la. Les p'tites poules vont capoter.

6. Bon, ok, vous avez raison. On prendra pas de chance. J'vais envoyer deux F18 vous abattre en plein vol. Merci de votre vigilance la. On oublira pas votre sacrefice.

5. Ben la tu dis Wow Minute Uncle Tom. It's impossible la, ce que tu dis avec ta bouche. Ben arrete de nous bullshitter Uncle Tom la.

4. C'est bon des Pop Tarts.

3. Hey, le mongol, on est a Dysney World, ouvre-les tes ke-neuils.

2. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

1. Ben la si tu m'touche la j'appelle la DPJ pis ta face va etre su l'cover du Journal de Montreal demain matin.